The MMA thread

Ha thuggish ass hats!. To me they seem like two guys who grew up with nothing and made something of themselves the only way they know how, fighting it out anywhere they can. You don't learn manners,courtesy or even sportsmanship where they come from. Nick Diaz needs to be back in the UFC after this Fernando Vargas nonsense(which may not go too well for Diaz, even if Fernando Vargas is way past his due).

 

I love both the Diaz. They respect people who don't talk shit to them. Hell, Nick gave Dudley....I mean Paul Daley all the respect in the world. Nate gets a ton of hate even though he rarely talks shit. I just wish both would learn to wrestle.

 

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/5/12/2167491/the-ufc-new-twitter-policy

I'm not on twitter but the descriptions of certain MMA users found my funny bone.

 

http://www.ufc.com/news/Lesnar-Out-of-UFC-131-Carwin-to-face-dos-Santos

I suspect this is Lesnar's exit from MMA (yay).

 

Brock says that he's not quitting MMA:

Brock Lesnar has diverculitis

 

Brock also said he'd never be defeated.

 

It may not be brocks choice, after all diverticulitis is a recurrent and permanent digestive condition. It will just keep coming back and flaring up. Hes probably done.

 

I hope not. I don't get the Brock hate. Dude jumped straight to the deep end in MMA. Dana did it to either show up the WWE guys that this is mma...and even while being submitted, he showed admirably. He comes across as a genuinely nice dude. I hope he makes a great recovery and comes back strong.

 

The absolute sexiest staredown in the history of MMA:
Felice Herrig VS Nicdali Rivera-Calanoc


Yes, they are MMA fighters and they are fighting tonight!

Thought this was funny:
Similariaties between MMA and Street Fighter characters

 

Why you should always tap out as soon as possible in Jiu Jitsu

 

I'm surprised he got knocked out like that, his right side of his neck didn't seem very tight...
But then again I was getting narrow vision once when I was the dummy for this rear naked choke demonstration, it was on REALLY loose too so I didn't wanna say anything or make weird faces, just kind of angled out of it until I stopped blacking out.

scary though.. very scary

 

The bow and arrow choke is incredibly effective. I've seen people put out in less than 5 seconds.

 

I look forward to Brian Stann moving up the ranks.

 

Kurt Pelligrino is announcing his possible retirement. He did not renew his contract.

 

ZOMG.

GSP versus Diaz in October - gonna be nuts

 

DOn't be scurred hommie!

 

LMAO

 

haha, not scared! This will be a tough grind for Georges if he can't work to finish but I still think he'll take it.

 

I think George takes this by wrestlefuck.

On another note, anybody watch Ben Henderson's matches at the Mundials? Dude was on fire. He just won a match with a sick back take with about 20 seconds left in the match.