The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matches

Sorry, but I can't think of anything more fun to do than to stop someone from ringing themselves out. It can take more skill than actually winning. =)

 

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why the fuk r u talking about this bum lock this thread plz.

 

HAHAHAHHA

Motherfucker, this aint SF2 in the 90s . stfu and play the damn game properly, stop whining like a lil bitch

 

That all? Ok I'll play by your rules! However... I have some rules and guidelines of my own if you don't mind.

1. If you block you forfeit the match, I'm sorry but I hate it when people block my attacks. Guarding is a pet peeve of mine you see... I don't like having to work harder than normal to win a match.

2. If you side step me or DM or OM me then you must put down your pad/stick and allow me to Kenka > Knee you until you are defeated.

3. Along with rule 1, I hate punching, kicking, stomping, throwing, countering and pouncing (That last goes out to all those Pai masters, since she has the weirdest pounce animation I've ever seen.) If you attack me during the match I will send you a nasty message over XBL. And no one wants to see Truesonic's vocabulary once he gets angry.

4. I hate characters with multiple stances, they switch them up to much for me to know what they are going to do. I want a easy and predictable match! None of this having to adjust to the situation type BS found in Lei Fei matches.

5. When I attack you, don't run. Don't even move! Just stand there and make it easy for me so I can have fun. If you do not do this then I will whine and put you in the bad games thread of VFDC where everyone will laugh at your poor antics.

 

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Your a Fucking Bum. I never even Played you but i can tell your fucking Trash. Just by reading your bullshit list i can tell your weak as hell.

Who the fuck are you to hate throws? Yo you ain't shit. Yeah im causing trouble cause you dripping with wack juice. Ringing yourself out so somebody can feel pity for self righteousness grandstanding? Negro Please!!!!

And to anybody that has this Asshole on their listing im removing from mine.

 

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All joking aside, this guy has psychological problems. Can anyone explain his motivation to ever play VF? I know it is strange to infer much of anything based on message board posts and XBL behavior, but in this case I'd say that his name is accurate and he is not right in the head.

 

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"Scissors are OK but paper is so cheap!!!" -- Rock

He doesn't like throws because they're too easy to do??? You only have to hit one button to block (instead of a whole two buttons at once, phew...), that's soooo cheap and easy to spam!!!! WTF?!?

Why do you play the game if you don't like the system. It's literally like playing Rock, Paper, Scissors and banning paper because you happen to like throwing rock. There's no game left they're to play...

 

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It's the equivalent of a chess player who quits if you move pawns forward because that's too easy /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif

 

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I played noughts and crosses (tic-tac-toe) with AMM. He went first and put a cross in the centre. I put a circle on the bottom left and he ran out the room.

He phoned me later and said circles are cheap.


Then there was this one time AfricanMadman, Darthminion and myself were playing snakes and ladders. I rolled a 6, Darth disconnected and Madman jumped backwards out of the room.

 

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Lmao! Good one /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Edit: I sent a text to AMM on xbl and asked him if this was really him on vfdc and he replied with yes. So maybe this is really him and maybe this guy really is mad /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif

 

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To make a half-constructive comment, does that DUMBASS realize you can crouch under throws?

 

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Can we lock this pointless thread yet?

 

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I agree with me, in for locking this thread.

 

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In one match I had with African Madman, I threw him and he tried to jump outside of the ring. I ran up to him and threw him back in the middle and then destroyed him since it was just so easy to do. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

I remember a while back, when I played him for the very first time. I threw him and and instead of running out of the ring, he just pulled. So I sent him a text asking him why he pulled. He replied "because you throw". So I was like, "And. It's a part of the game. Deal with it. Learn to break throws." He then replied with "too much work".

Oy vey!!!

 

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It just came to me....

Maybe it's not the fact that you all THROW, but the idea that I don't THROW that makes me the better fighter.....

Heck, anyone in here can pretty much say I don't throw them, I only reverse attacks by counting them....

And since I can beat people without throws, I can use that element, to make myself a master based on the fact that I don't use throws as a tactic to win...
LOL, This is awsome! I'm better by NOT throwing..... Who would have thought it....?

 

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You've got fail!

 

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honestly this guy has to be half retarded... right?

 

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Your worst then a ladyboy begging for attention in Thailand at gringos.