Tekken 5 confirmed !

Re: Looks like Bruce is back !

gogogogogogogo bruce

3,2 (blocked) 3,2 (blocked) 3,2 (blocked) 3, (COUNTERHIT!!! GOGOGOGOGOGO), 2,1 GOGOGOG

gogogogogogogogogogogo

<3 bruce

 

Re: Looks like Bruce is back !

We can get down to flames if you like, dickhead, but you're not even within three leagues of my capabilities. Quoting lines and responding with little snippets is such an advanced flaming technique that people have been doing it as long as there have been written publications, because they think they can pick apart people's positions that way. Such powerful statements as 'You're a retard' go a great way towards establishing your control of the conversation and promote the idea that you actually use your brain as something other than a heat reservoir for your head in cold weather. Let's look at the first three things you said -
Lol you're a retard.
Yeah, he'll probably be about that age. 'rolls eyes'
Again you're a fucking retard.

How droll. Did you learn those one liners in kindergarten today? Yes, I'm responding to one liners with a one liner. Lame, isn't it?

Now Bruce, if he has led a natural life, will be older than fifty . Jin Kazama wasn't even born at the time of T2, when Heihachi had black hair, and now Jin's what, twenty? (short interlude) From the Namco time line, as accurate as those things are... Bruce was 32 at the time of T2, according to a quick web search. Jin was 21 at the time of T4. Add nine more months for pregnancy. Viola, that makes Bruce at least 53, most likely 54, and possibly even 55. Fred Sanford coming at ya, baby, unless he goes for the cryosleep or devil revive technique. Woo hoo.

Next, you make the mistake of trying to compare my praise for the movement system of TTT/T3 with the roster selection. Take your weak ass fan boy logic elsewhere. The movement system flowed, T4's didn't, and recycling the same old character animations and frame sequences is lame. Seperate things. It's like saying 'you liked automatic transmissions, but you're ragging on the Ford Pinto because it exploded into smithereens - you're such a bitch.' Obviously, logic wasn't one of your strong points.

Tekken has huge character imbalances. It has always had nasty imbalances, and it's one of the sucky things about Tekken. Recycling old content is one of the lamest things people do in sequels of any kind. To recycle ninety percent of the character base which already has balancing issues, to only give three new characters out of thirty, that's pretty sad IMO, which is what this whole thing is about - my opinion. New characters slapped into systems with existing characters usually have major balancing problems. Older characters have a huge tendancy to be overpowering, or, conversely, new characters tend to be pretty damn weak.

I'd be very glad to be wrong about the total number of characters available - it would mean they put some effort into them. But all three articles I've read say to expect a large number of fighters. I'll count 19 fighters off without any problems - Jack, Marduk, Jin, Kazuya, Christie, Feng Wei, Raven, Asuka, Steve, Nina, King, Law, Bryan, Hwoarang, Lee, Paul, Law, Yoshi, Julia. Those are all from the T5 trailer video, and supposedly we haven't seen them all. Lei Wulong and Ling are in official screenshots - 20 and 21. Add Kuma for 22 from the rumor mill and the trailer vid. Heihachi would be 23. Add a boss character for 24 (assuming it's not the pimpmasta himself). Add in a Mokujin version for 25. Anna and Bruce would be 26 and 27. Kuni, another Jack version, Armor King, Michelle - that gives us 31. Hell, let's throw in Roger/Alex and Wang, too. Regardless, we're looking at a very minimum of 21 characters, of which only 3 are new.

And yes, I do research. I much prefer being right to tossing off 'LOL you suck HAHA goway U R 4eva PWNED ROFLLOL'. It's so helpful when someone can't come back and tear my statements to shreds with insignificant things like actual information - something both you and George W Bush should learn. Ya bitch. /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif

*goes off to practice Okizeme some more, which is what he was doing while writing this post anyway*

 

Re: Looks like Bruce is back !

Lol Whoa why the fuck did you write a fucking biography ! I didn't bother reading all of it put I'm pretty sure it's all bad so I'll just say....... Tell every women in your family to suck my dick !!! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif. Yeah that goes for grandma too. See I had the feeling that's what you wanted from the get go lol... your wish is my command.

What else do when you're not masturbating on some Nina pics... fucking dork. You know the storyline pretty damn well for someone who seems not to like it. Yes my friend you are a fucking retard. And fuck Tekken it's about you and me now faggot.

 

Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

I dare anybody to define why Shaolin and Oni are fighting and not make it sound like kindergarden!!~

Oki n1 thx, that would be all!!! m(_ _)m
/KiwE (5 bucks on Oni otherwise I guess)

 

Re: Looks like Bruce is back !

Ah, down to retarded childish insults. Let's look at the ticker tape:
Six uses of 'fuck'.
One use of 'masturbate'
Three family references.
One homosexual reference.
Let's not forget the two 'LOL's you just couldn't live without.
And absolutely zero content in the post.

Want to try again?

 

Re: Looks like Bruce is back !

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Shaolin_Hopper said:
Let's look at the ticker tape:
One homosexual reference.


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only one? onistompa you suck at the internet you need healthy does of fag and faggot to make a solid arguement

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

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I dare anybody to define why Shaolin and Oni are fighting and not make it sound like kindergarden!!~

Oki n1 thx, that would be all!!! m(_ _)m
/KiwE (5 bucks on Oni otherwise I guess)


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He harbors a severe dislike of Fred Sanford due to the trauma of being exposed to incessant reruns in his crib as a child, and was crying from the flashback which was induced by my reference, so he had to lash out at the world in whatever manner he could? He suddenly had some wonderful insight that he couldn't convey in words, and while struggling to do so, it slipped away, and left him with a feeling of emptiness which he decided to express with a bitter round of 'fucking retard' insults? Deep psychological trauma, loss of innocence and self esteem through personal inability - definitely not kindergartenish material.

Oh, and I'll take you up on your five dollah bet. Your money is misplaced.

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

Whoa whoa guys guys calm down take it easy /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif. None of this is personal really. When I say shit like faggot, talk about his moms and all that, my intentions are to piss him off not to bash on gays or hate on the chicks in his family. Go back and read you'll realise that this guy (notice I didn't call him a bitch this time) wanted to get that reaction out of me from the get go. The sarcasm, the stupid storyline shit, I even warned his bitch ass, oops I mean him, but still he just kept on messing with the flame detonator until it blew up on him. I honestly, definitly, positively wasn't looking for any drama. And yes I know saying shit like faggot and mama jokes is childish but c'mon at this point I don't really give a fuck what I say but I'll try to be less offensive, I'M SORRY.

Now back to you Shaolin dick hopping *faggot LOL LOL LOL. I was joking about grandma and everybody else but I do have momy and aunt Susan on a strict sperm diet. And why are you getting all technical and shit ? I thought you wanted to flame ? Please my friend make it interesting atleast, surprise me !! Go for the low blow, get at me !!! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

* Attacking his manhood nothing against gays, but I TRULY oppologize to whomever I may have offended in the process.

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

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strict sperm diet

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blah blah blah Paris Hilton blah blah blah.
You fill in the blanks.

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

Sorry, man, obscenity doesn't tick me off. I've heard all your stuff before. Get back to the subject, or go back to school. Flaming you isn't the purpose of this thread - I gain nothing by wasting time insulting you because it's like beating up on a 12 year old. Besides, I'm sure Myke's gonna slap this thread down with a triple padlock the moment he sees it anyway. Arguing with someone is one thing. Pointless flaming is another, especially poorly written pointless flaming. Swear words and LOL's don't make ownzor flaming, and aside from that, you don't have much to say, eh?

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

CAN U SEND ME TEKEN 5 ON CD PEALSE THX

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

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Shaolin_Hopper said:
Sorry, man, obscenity doesn't tick me off. I've heard all your stuff before.

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Hmph, well that just sucks for me doesn't it !? Guess that was a waste of time.

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Shaolin_Hopper said:
Get back to the subject, or go back to school.


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I'll be glad to get back to the subject, just waiting for more info. Oh and yeah costume customization has been confirmed btw, along with the Tekken.net type thing but that might be Japan only who knows. We'll just have to wait for more info.

And how can I go back to school when I just took you to school ?

Whatever happened to Mister *big manly voice* : "We can get down to flames if you like, dickhead, but you're not even within three leagues of my capabilities.'' and Mister ''Oh, and I'll take you up on your five dollah bet. Your money is misplaced.'' ......Now all of a sudden you're all soft !!?? Psssh.

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Shaolin_Hopper said:
Flaming you isn't the purpose of this thread - I gain nothing by wasting time insulting you because it's like beating up on a 12 year old.

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You did gain something out of all this : next time, know who you're fucking with before it backfires on your ass !!

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Shaolin_Hopper said:
Besides, I'm sure Myke's gonna slap this thread down with a triple padlock the moment he sees it anyway.

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Dude that little exchange right there wasn't nothing major. Trust me, we've seen worst.

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Shaolin_Hopper said:
Arguing with someone is one thing. Pointless flaming is another, especially poorly written pointless flaming. Swear words and LOL's don't make ownzor flaming, and aside from that, you don't have much to say, eh?

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Yes I agree arguing is one thing. Being a sarcastic dick is another, you didn't want to argue you wanted to be funny, a wise guy, with your lame jokes and your wack storyline bs. It got to the point where it got very annoying and I decided to have a little go around with you. Thought you were going to be a little interesting, you know with you being so creative and all but it turned out to be a disappointment. *shrugs*

Some other time, Shaolin Hopper I'm really looking forward to it, give time for your balls to grow. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

Your flames are weak. I'll own you in one line. Here.

Shut the hell up, you hunchback gooch-eyed impotent half-man, before I slap you so hard I knock the used toiletpaper you're using as a turban off of your head and straighten your yellow teeth out.

Learn to flame before you try to step in the ring with the big boys, little one. Happy now? Get back on topic.

 

KeepPratceGuys!



/KiwE (Now keep your "debate" to privmsg's. Tekken info is Thx).

 

Re: KeepPratceGuys!

If you guys have watched the vid you will notice that Lee's Acid rain go into Lee's screw right kick. Pretty cool huh? It also looks like the acid rain hits more now too.

 

punch out !!

LOL I'll eat your children, I'll eat your heart, I'll eat your mother..... *flexes* /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Hi. Think of me as intermission or a popquiz.

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Shaolin_Hopper said:

Your flames are weak. I'll own you in one line. Here.

Shut the hell up, you hunchback gooch-eyed impotent half-man, before I slap you so hard I knock the used toiletpaper you're using as a turban off of your head and straighten your yellow teeth out.

Learn to flame before you try to step in the ring with the big boys, little one. Happy now? Get back on topic.

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LMFAO hahaha nice one! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

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ONISTOMPA said:

LOL I'll eat your children

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oh dear. sorry micheal jackson, youre covers just blown.

 

Re: punch out !!

When did Micheal Jackson ever eat children ? /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif
You seriously need a hobby Shadowfang, Darkk, Necralis, Namu, Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Deepthroater, Cuntman, Salad Tosser, Shaolin Hopper dick blower.... /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: punch out !!

i like this thread

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