Shout Box FTW!

Bahahaha!

 

wait so did shinybrentford win the money match?

 

It never happened. The guy backed out. ((And with a lot of trash talk about the game.))

 

It's not so bad. Now whenever I enter the room he shuts the hell up. Deep down inside he knows I won because he couldn't understand the game(VF).

 

this kind of honesty is too good not to re-post.

[x] Seidon: Was waiting for the kettle to boil
[x] Seidon: Started shadow boxing like a pro
[x] Seidon: Tried to make my hook more compact and puched myself in the face
[x] Seidon: Thought I broke my nose.
[x] Seidon: Was shitting myself about how I was gonna explain it
[x] Seidon: Just burst my nose though, still a bit sore but at least its not broken
[x] Marlyjay: Bwahahahaha

 

Sorry, Plague.


Plague: Want a soda
Plague: brb
Plague: Soda obtained
*Plague drinks Diet Coke w/Lime[/size]
Ladon: congrats
Eyez: you're already old...
tonyfamilia: **achievement unlocked**
Eyez: as old as an prune
Eyez: thats what she said
Eyez: @ tony***
Ladon: >.>
Plague: I know I'm old
Plague: I like it, anyway
Eyez: ...how old are we talking here
Eyez: heh
Libertine: Plague is old and wise.
Eyez: hehe
Libertine: Plague, I wouldn't drink too much soda. You know you have that bladder problem at your age.
Eyez: diet coke doesnt really have a negative effect on the bladder...
Libertine: All liquids have an effect on the bladder if you can't control it.
Eyez: well the only effect water has on the bladder is visiting the toilet frequently i think
Eyez: i said negative effects but yh
Libertine: Yep. Plague needs assitance to use the bathroom.
Eyez: Lmao oh right...
Ladon: it's ok, i think he hooks up the catheter while he's at work
Ladon: i'm out. see ya
Libertine: At home the Cathe-rine helps him to the toilet.
Libertine: See what I did thurr?

 

[x] Libertine: Let's help Eyez out. By "ave" she means something, but what?
[x] tonyfamilia: Eyez, i will say this in your language so you can understand:
[x] Libertine: Have me alone? Not if you were the last female on Earth.
[x] Libertine: Shave me alone? That's gross.
[x] Libertine: Probably a forest growing since she's not trusted with razor blades. She could hurt herself.
[x] Marlyjay: she?
[x] Libertine: I got it!
[x] Libertine: Cave me alone. A cavewoman makes sense, given her primitive speech.
[x] Libertine: Eyez says.
[x] GodEater: libertine, why do you play with it?
[x] Libertine: ...that Marly.
[x] Marlyjay: hmmm?
[x] Eyez: shut up midget!
[x] Eyez: i was meant to type 'leave me alone'
[x] Marlyjay: caveWOMAN?
[x] Eyez: GAYY CHICKENN xD
[x] Eyez: hahahaha
[x] Libertine: Good point. I should go build a house or something.
[x] Eyez: paint my toenails now, scum
[x] Eyez: or ill set my pet turkey on you.
[x] Libertine: You were meant to type that?
[x] Libertine: I suppose with intelligence that low, doing something as simple as that could be pretty fulfilling.
[x] Libertine: Well after 10 years, you've finally typed that. Your long term goal in life has been accomplished. Nothing left but to shout "Marjorie Daw" to yourself.
[x] Griever: sup guys
[x] Libertine: Good job!

 

ShinyBrentford: I'm off to do manily thing like chop would while talking you guys online
ShinyBrentford: would = wood
Griever: chop would?
Kobi: Manily?
Libertine: Wo uld. That would chopped in half.
ShinyBrentford: I'm that great
Libertine: *That's
ShinyBrentford: I totally fucked that up nicely
Libertine: I'm so "manily."
Eyez: lmao
Kobi: Maybe he's from 'Manilla.'
ShinyBrentford: let me just chop this i off
ShinyBrentford: manly
Libertine: I've considered that. But I was thinking more along the lines of a manilla envelope.
Eyez: do something manly and paint my toenails D

 

I'm dumb

 

[x] Eyez: marly i dont see how you''re right as everyone i have come in contact with compliment my maturity

that's all. just that sentence. wow.

 

I feel like I've missed something.

 

Yes, quite a lot.

 

Last night was pretty heavy on the shoutbox. All sorts of fun!

 

Libertine: Why did he think that you were Canadian?
Marlyjay: Dennis definately looks Canadian.
Marlyjay: smells Canadian too
Kobi: ... I didn't think we Canadians have a scent.
Kobi: Is it of pine forests? Maple syrup? Polar bear viscera?
Beligerent_Feck: Asbestos and forest fires

 

That's awesome.

 

Edited. For your pleasure.


Seidon: Sorry to any VFDCers on my Facebook friend list. I will probably be giving you all drunk updates again
Plague: Seidon - no apology necessary
Plague: The letter and word combinations you provide just ROCK
Dragonps: well im not on your fb list seidon so im safe lol
Plague: Where else can I find the Goodness of "Eff ert tah bland! Furrgen. Gah flah la plootie! Neff."
Plague: That shit is gold
Seidon: ha ha!
Seidon: Man, if you think my facebook stuff is bad
Seidon: You should see what I text to people
Seidon: and what I get back
Seidon: In fact, what I end up saying is much worse.
Plague: hahahah
Seidon: You see, I am blessed with a silver tongue. When I drink this gets out of control. I just start chatting up everyone with a pussy that I can see
Seidon: It has gotten me into many a sticky situation.
Seidon: Interpret as you will
Plague: Your texts are probably more like "Fzzt 8 plisk y43 teef. Manz* sneffin' toosh. Teh boobs. U&63 glitzly!"
Plague: It's good to make things sticky. Paint their faces often. Interpret as you will.

 

^If you want to live in Nankeen's world all you have do is eat this everyday: