Shout Box FTW!

TIL mods can delete anything they want from the Shoutbox

 

I like non-sequitors

[x] Elite: I either end up just playing new people which sucks but isn't their fault. Or getting rejected by rank dodging douchebags
[x] Libertine: Duck Tales.

 

Kamais_Ookin: my opinion is biased...
[x] Feck: mine isn't Lib
Libertine: Everybodies opinions are biased. That's why they're opinions.
Libertine: *Everybody's
Bilal: Feck, DAT Yomi!

Libertine: Get a job. Didn't expect that one, did you?

 

Get a job. Didn't expect that one, did you?

 

Certainly did, it's right there in mah post.

 

1. hseiken1:
   thanks to the suggestion i dress like sf3 boss. those diapers did the trick!
2. 6 minutes ago - ChiefGutti:
   might try and install a seimitsu base and see how I do. An Akira player would be much more precise with Seimitsu
3. 6 minutes ago - MarlyJay:
   No thumbs up emoticon? Noooooooo
4. 6 minutes ago - Vencabot:
   @steelbaz Weak.
5. 6 minutes ago - Kruza:
   Haha, yeah that's gone Marly.
6. 5 minutes ago - steelbaz:
   yes indeed
7. 
   5 minutes ago - hseiken1:
   that chick interviewer was totally digging my impressive beer belly coupled with my small package and stubby legs. it was awesome...i got her number.
8. 5 minutes ago - Kruza:
   hseiken da pimp.
9. 5 minutes ago - steelbaz:
   lmfao
10. 5 minutes ago - ChiefGutti:
    haha, bloody excellent
11. 4 minutes ago - ChiefGutti:
    hseiken: where you taking her?
12. 
    4 minutes ago - hseiken1:
    well, i was thinking going out to a park and doing gungam style!
13. 
    3 minutes ago - hseiken1:
    what better way to bond than doing gungam style and watching people explode. it should be loads of fun!
14. 3 minutes ago - ChiefGutti:
    speaking of beer bellies. Is it true that you totally lose sight of your wiener? lol
15. 2 minutes ago - MarlyJay:
    Since i've lost weight my penis appears bigger. It's getting unreasonable now. hope i don't scare girls off
16. 2 minutes ago - ChiefGutti:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOOL
17. 2 minutes ago - MarlyJay:
    Gutti, if you come london we should eat here; http://www.reddogsaloon.co.uk/
18. 
    1 minute ago - hseiken1:
    Marly, depends...better watch that girth. hang a weight on it to even it out.
19. 1 minute ago - MarlyJay:
    Seriously though, you lose the fat around you lower waist and more of you is visible.
20. A moment ago - MarlyJay:
    girth? there is no fat on my willy
21. A moment ago - ChiefGutti:
    Holy crap. that looks damn delicious
22. A moment ago - ChiefGutti:
    HAHHAHAHAH
23. 
    A moment ago - hseiken1:
    order of messages is starting to look hella funny.
24. A moment ago - ChiefGutti:
    you guys are brilliant
25. A moment ago - Droogy:
    the fuck did I log onto XD

 

3 minutes ago - MarlyJay: oh, i'm having a bad few weeks Manji. got fouled playing football and landed on my wrist badly. wearing a splint to let it heal. too much VF/Kung Fu/wanking for it to rest otherwise
3 minutes ago - Manjimaru: ok
3 minutes ago - ChiefGutti: marly: lololol
3 minutes ago - Kamais_Ookin: i understand manji
3 minutes ago - Jide: I didn't know at all.
3 minutes ago - Manjimaru: I hope it heals without problems
2 minutes ago - Kamais_Ookin: ofc, marly doesn't want to show weakness in tournament jide
2 minutes ago - Bilal: Uh oh, TMI Marly. *repeats can be unseen, can be unseen, can be unseen*
2 minutes ago - MarlyJay: tried to wank with right hand instead, but it just did feel right
2 minutes ago - Kamais_Ookin: lmao
2 minutes ago - ChiefGutti: marly: lol, where's the girl at when you need her, lol
1 minute ago - Feck: need a hand Marly?
1 minute ago - Jide: LOL

 

1. Feck:what's with this cover to DoA5?
2. Feck:Why is Kasumi in the center and not Akira, they're doing it wrong :/
3. Feck:such a generic cover too
4. Feck:tits and explosions
5. Feck:bet someone got promoted there
6. Daydream:Right! Akira should be centered with Pai and Sarah by his side. Then the rest of the cast vaguely in the background.
7. Daydream:Some explicit tits and explosions could decorate the sides
8. Feck:Or just Akira on his own
9. Feck:Akira on his own, surrounded by tits and fire
10. Feck:that would have got the appeal of the game across much better
11. Feck:Official Xbox Magazine "5 Faps out of 5! My meat was on fire!"

 

1. 3 minutes ago - BLACKSTAR:
   I'm working on it, tho
2. 3 minutes ago - Kamais_Ookin:
   nah man, everyone LOVED it
3. 3 minutes ago - Kamais_Ookin:
   you're really funny
4. 2 minutes ago - gastinell:
   KO is lucky im not gay... aww man
5. A moment ago - Kamais_Ookin:
   Gasti, I'm lucky too considering that package you alluded to earlier today, would hurt a lot ^_^"...

 

The real wins in shoutbox is whenever Snake Boss says .

/thread

 

A moment ago - complexz:
man that guy is a huge dick penis

 

ExzetyXat1: Someone else just got raped!
ExzetyXat1: In PSN Rape Room!
gastinell: psn has a rape room now 2? no one is safe
gastinell: erryone better cover they butts

 

Today at 6:09 AM - Lucky_GT: I can play Blaze. I have the best Blaze, Jacky, Jean and Pai in the US.
Today at 6:10 AM - Lucky_GT: and Aoi.
Today at 6:10 AM - Lucky_GT: and Eileen. Tricky can't hang.

I wonder does anyone feel like taking on this challenge?

 

minute ago - DomAug: he and Lion are both gay i think
1 minute ago - DomAug: would make sense since they're "childhood friends" from France
1 minute ago - Neonomide: seems to work only in closed too
A moment ago - complexz: I bet their sex is mad awkward
A moment ago - complexz: lion is tiny and jean is freakishly big
A moment ago - ExzetyXat1: LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

A moment ago - MarlyJay:
If Kingo isn't there then it's confirmation that he's a sega created online killing bot, and not actually human
(talking about WGC Cannes)

 

• Spoiler

  SNAKE BOSS:
  whats up my peoples
  [*]Feck:
  upsay ossbay
  [*]PaiChun:
  i had a quick go and noticed the 3 hit shoulder ram chain was dumbed down, but yeah, blank sheet to me mainly
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  what
  [*]PaiChun:
  rofl, i remember them on gamesmaster and in the mags like, these are the hardest moves EVER
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  that vf5fs masters guide is cool, is there a way to get it here
  [*]Feck:
  Eenbay onway ethay ullpay ecentlyray nakesay ossbay?
  [*]PaiChun:
  Memebers Online Now: Rip_Torn
  [*]Feck:
  LNEE was the only one that got me
  [*]Feck:
  *KNEE
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  what the feck u talking about feck
  [*]Feck:
  SPoD and DLC were easy
  [*]Feck:
  ontday ebay uderay nakesay ossbay
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  ur fecked up feck lol
  [*]Feck:
  hence my username
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  ur fecking right about that feck
  [*]PaiChun:
  the pen of graham linehan
  [*]Feck:
  girls drink arse Chun
  [*]PaiChun:
  The hit techno remix of the Character "Father Jack Hackett" from the hit sitcom about Irish priests called"Father Ted." It is a must for any dance ...
  [*]PaiChun:
  jaysus, the internet
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  I will kick ur arse if u dont shut the feck up lol
  [*]PaiChun:
  you'll need an xbox first matey
  [*]Feck:
  kiss my arse?!
  [*]Feck:
  sounds rather kinky
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  hey feck lets do ft10 streamed online for the vf community for the holidays
  [*]Feck:
  put me name down
  [*]Feck:
  for arse kissing that is not FT10
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  kiss my snake boss lol
  [*]Feck:
  hmmm, not sure how i'd do that
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  use ur fecking imagination
  [*]Feck:
  so thid FT10 snake boss?
  [*]Feck:
  *this
  [*]Feck:
  your bed or mine?
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  nethier
  [*]Feck:
  da hell
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  netheir
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  lolllllllllllll
  [*]Feck:
  can't say you'll kiss my arse then turn me away like that, that's how folk get into trouble
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  I kick ur arse if u want
  [*]Feck:
  lick my arse you say?
  [*]Feck:
  a little bit too kinky imo
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  feck ur arse
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  hows that
  [*]Feck:
  
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  lol
  [*]Feck:
  now you've crossed the line
  [*]SNAKE BOSS:
  I am playing with u, relax
  [*]Feck:
  i'm trying but your pulling it too hard

Spoiler

PaiChun:
is it legs akimbo time
PaiChun:

PaiChun:

1. SNAKE BOSS:

• • dont get nasty now feck
  • Feck
    :

• 
  who dat Pai?
• PaiChun:
  saucy sarah
• PaiChun:
  lol, does your pc have a parental lock?
• SNAKE BOSS:
  so do u accept the ft10 vs feck
• SNAKE BOSS:
  make a thread get the peeps together and lets do this
• SNAKE BOSS:
  me vs feck for the peeps
• Feck:
  no
• SNAKE BOSS:
  to fecking bad feck
• Feck:
  i'll live
• SNAKE BOSS:
  I thought we were friends
• Feck:
  who said we wasn't?
• SNAKE BOSS:
  well u not accepting ft10
• SNAKE BOSS:
  its ok though
• PaiChun:
  maybe sega can fly you out to telford next time
• PaiChun:
  and provide a smoke grenade for the drop

SNAKE BOSS:lol

TLDR version:

SNAKE BOSS: so do u accept the ft10 vs feck
SNAKE BOSS: make a thread get the peeps together and lets do this
SNAKE BOSS: me vs feck for the peeps
Feck: no
SNAKE BOSS: to fecking bad feck
Feck: i'll live
SNAKE BOSS: I thought we were friends

 

I thought we were friends seals it as funny.

 

1. 9 minutes ago - Libertine:
   u can ask akai if u hav ne questions peeps even tho i didnt get akais permeshin to use his name
2. 
   9 minutes ago - DomAug:
   u didnt get his permethrin?
3. 
   9 minutes ago - DomAug:
   *Permethrin
4. 8 minutes ago - Libertine:
   give me ur permethrin and the winner gets it all
5. 
   8 minutes ago - DomAug:
   Permethrin is scabies cream
6. 
   8 minutes ago - DomAug:
   so u must have scabees Snakelord
7. 
   8 minutes ago - DomAug:
   lol ur new name is Scabees Lord
8. 
   7 minutes ago - DomAug:
   or Skabess boss
9. 7 minutes ago - Libertine:
   lol keeping talking
10. 6 minutes ago - Libertine:
    i had skabess but i beat it last so i win
11. 
    6 minutes ago - DomAug:
    LOL
12. 
    6 minutes ago - DomAug:
    MY SIDES