Shout Box FTW!

You're all bastards!

 

Uhhhh, I don't remember. ^_^;

 

To be fair I did know the answer, just making sure I was right.

 

/me waits for Libertine

 

Libertine[/size]: Here is the story of the ant and the grasshopper.
Libertine[/size]: The ant worked all fall. He collected food, earned money, and built houses to keep himself warm in the coming winter.
Libertine[/size]: But the grasshopper was lazy. He lounged around, hung on doors, stuck lighters up his nose, and played Guitar Hero all day.
Libertine[/size]: So when winter came, the grasshopper was unprepared... or was he?
Libertine[/size]: The grasshopper consulted a social worker, and found away to scam the government to get disability.
Libertine[/size]: So the ant was all tired, and couldn't enjoy everything he worked hard for. The grasshopper though wasn't and did more of the same when winter came.
Libertine[/size]: The lesson of the story is: Losers end up being the winners.
Libertine[/size]: The end.

 

Poor ant struggled with debt and hard labour all his life to pay off a mortgage, by the time his debts were paid and he had the home he'd always dreamed of turned out he had to sell everything he'd ever worked towards to pay for residential care

 

Where was the Grasshopper from........America?

 

Nottingham, UK.

 

Griever: got any nice chicks in UK?
Griever: so while we party, we can get some free of charge blowjobs?
[x] MAtteoJHDY: man, you asking the wrong guy. i am not into european girls
[x] MAtteoJHDY: i know that in some places in the world, BJ are not considered as SEX
[x] MAtteoJHDY: clinton style
[x] MAtteoJHDY: BJ are like french kissing for some i suppose
Griever: well, be it bj or french kissing, my gf wouldn't appreciate it one bit (when done to another girl of course wink )
[x] MAtteoJHDY: griev, think about it
[x] MAtteoJHDY: a woman suycks your cock. this is not really something you have control over
[x] MAtteoJHDY: there is no agency involved
[x] MAtteoJHDY: you are a passive spectator
[x] MAtteoJHDY: thats not sex
[x] MAtteoJHDY: no need to be jealous
Griever: duh, I'm not gonna hit her, she might bite, so I have to let her finish what she's doing
[x] MAtteoJHDY: yes, good logic
Griever: I wish I could simply go to UK to visit you all
[x] MAtteoJHDY: now, the question arise: is it gay to let a man suck your dick?
[x] MAtteoJHDY: no, because youre not parteciapting
Griever: easyJet demands for their Customer Service to be open each day of the year, so it's hard to get 3-4 days off, without actually taking a day off
Griever: duh, that's a good logic
[x] MAtteoJHDY: you work in a airport?
Griever: it's gay if: you are sucking a dude's cock, you are fucking or being fucked by a guy, or if you are both fucking a girl and balls are touching

 

Yes.......because theres a man sucking your dick.

 

Yeah, that is pretty gsy.

 

what ever happened to Kristina nardumb?

 

Shout bizzles up in the hizzle? ( Don't judge. I'm trying. )

AkiraZero: hai gaiz
tonyfamilia: A-Zizzle, why come you ain't online no mo?
AkiraZero: T-Fizzle, my cousins borrowed my xbox-izzle
tonyfamilia: fo shizzle? get it back quizzle so we can play some gizzles onlizzle
GodEater: please
GodEater: stop
GodEater: izzle
GodEater: DAMN

Edit:
Ash_Kaiser: presumably, you mean "DAMNIZZLE"?
Marlyjay: fo shizzle

 

Forget that 'revenge is a dish best served cold.' We got something better!

Marlyjay: Yo. I'm good if fucking cold
Marlyjay: Buying some dinner after football and i'm chilled to the bone
Kobi: You're good when you're cold?
Kobi: We'd like to order the Marlyjay on the rocks, barkeep.
Marlyjay: Like most quality drinks, i'm best straight up kobi
AkiraZero: i see what both of you did there
AkiraZero:
Seidon:

 

Kobi: I wonder what a relationship would be like with Vanessa, anyways. Endless nights of karaoke and Intruder Step grapples in bed?
Marlyjay: i imagine you'd spend a lot of time doing whatever the fuck she wants. lol
Kobi: I can see it now:
Kobi: The mood is right. She takes you into her room...
Kobi: ... and she (OS) you onto her bed.
Marlyjay: yep
Seidon:
Marlyjay: or (OS) to get you do and just sits on you face or something. lol
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Marlyjay: it's OK though. heavy weight(women) are nothing to me

 

Manjimaru: whats crazy about erdraug?
Marlyjay: Looks at manjis question. Not sure if serious
kingo: I would like to know, too..
[x] MAtteoJHDY: lol
Kobi: Is he crazier than getting your brakes done at anywhere but Midus?
Marlyjay: dunno, what midus is...but probably
GodEater: ITS A BRAKE PLACE, MARLY. FUCK
GodEater: deduce motherfucker

 

erdraug: frown
erdraug: who's online: 0 registered
erdraug: welcome to die
Plague: I submit blather!
Seidon: I'm not dead.
Seidon: Close to it, but not quite there yet
Plague: Go another round with her.
Seidon: Can't
Seidon: Time of month
Seidon: I'm not going near that
Plague: Mouth.
Seidon: I tried that angle this morning
Seidon: Didn't float
Plague: Excellent and too bad at the same time.
erdraug: TMI
Plague: You're kidding, right?
Plague: Watch more porn, man.
Plague: Then the attitude becomes NEI (Not Enough Information)
Plague: Celebrate sex.
Plague: You need to get to the point where you can openly have a conversation like this: "I totally painted her face! Like seven pumps!" "Righteous!"

 

I'M ON A BOAT.

Kobi: The floor and the cushions are an ugly mustard yellow...
Kobi: Don't know what my dad was thinking.
Libertine: What kind of seating do you have Kobi?
Libertine: Oh.
Colorful_Tengu: kobi: does Master Yoda have a bloody boat?..
Beligerent_Feck: Maybe so folk don't notice the poop stains on his cushions?
Kobi: Master Yoda?
Colorful_Tengu: Ryanair should go into the boat-business.. there would be no seats in that boat.. and you'd have to pay extra to pay for toilet paper
Colorful_Tengu: kobi: the green bastard from starwars!
Kobi: I get that. But why would you ask me if he has a bloody boat?
Kobi: I am confused, sir.
Kobi: I'm sure he probably has one. It's probably not 'bloody.'
Colorful_Tengu: I don't know man.. I thought you knew people from starwars
Kobi: It's probably tricked out.
Colorful_Tengu: but would it be a spaceboat.. or a "normal" boat.. and why can't it be damn and bloody?
Kobi: Green upholstery. Neons in the interior.
Colorful_Tengu: lib: google ryanair.. it's a cheap flying company in EU
Kobi: All the bitches would love to roll on Yoda's boat.
Libertine: Is the boat possessed?
Colorful_Tengu: master yoda has his period on his boat and it's green blood everywhere!
Libertine: You're weirder than I am Tengu, and that's not an easy thing to do!
Colorful_Tengu: master yoda is actually master yehuda.. it's a zionist conspiracy!
Kobi: Libertine: Agreed.

 

Griever: it's like that whore girlfriend that was your first. You hated her for years for ignoring you. Suddenly she smiles at you and says: I missed you. Will you meet me here next summer?