Random Links (Videos, Stories, etc)

Death by head-butt:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2007/09/18/national/a132238D29.DTL

 

^CLassic lmao.

 

Don't Tase Me!

(Request denied)

 

Fixed it for you /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

 

HALO 3 ENDING LEAKED!!

 

A parody of "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" ABOUT NEW YORK LEGENDARY 53 AND 6th CHICKEN AND RICE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXnsP0QY1AE

 

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "... in accordance with the prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Do this with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM , scream "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children, over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

 

Hey Tony!
I did point 10 advice at the local KFC.... I even had to talk to the manager !!! They couldn't find Diet Water in the computer, and I was trying to tell them, that I had just drunk it so it has to be somwhere. Eventually they got the joke.... I had to leave /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif
I'll try to do other things.... I don't have a pager but at least I sent an SMS to myslef /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Pick-up lines you must avoid
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?ar...uid=6&GT1=10391

Griever, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT try these. You might get your feelings hurt /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

The worst pick-up lines... that ever worked!
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?ar...uid=6&GT1=10391

 

Yes, I know it is old but it still makes me laugh.

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
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Take a break and enjoy this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knjZFCHKRdw&mode=related&search=

 

This video is not VF5 related. This subform is for general discussion on VF5.

You should have posted this in the Random Links thread located in the General subforum under Community.

 

Lol, saw this earlier today.

Do you live in Canada? And if you do, where?

 

From the sound of it, this is how it went down when Itazan came over. (warning, turns to shit after 60 seconds)

 

That was amazing.

 

Old or not, these two are some of the funniest things I've ever seen:

I think the audience footage and sound effects make this one brilliant. I like how the guy bolts at full speed to get to his targets as well. This should be a TV show.

Best Subbing ever done.

 

So

fucking

cool.

 

<flshgutti> wow
<flshgutti> having fun?
<Shangster> flash and dobes
<Dobi> he sure is
<Shangster> actually i am having fun
<Dobi> he's getting a hard on by spamming
<flshgutti> shang, why are you a different guy in person?
<Dobi> one of the rarest thing
<flshgutti> in person, you are this nice/cool guy
<Shangster> i'm not
<Shangster> i just don't want to get beat up
<flshgutti> but online, ur just a tool
<flshgutti> hahahahahahhh!!!
<Shangster> i'm not a tool
<flshgutti> but shang, who would want to beat u up?
<Shangster> like everyone all at once

now thats comedy /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif