Random Links (Videos, Stories, etc)

that vid is great lol

 

http://www.videosift.com/video/Samsung-Dance-Freaking-Amazing
The url says it all!

 

Dramatic Chipmunk

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Human tetris.

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Bro, thats freakin nuts. Not to mention the guy just breaks the shiz. LOL

 

haha, yeah, you think it's semi serious until the holes turn out to be super deformed and tiny /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

The last few at double speed are good.

 

The English language

If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: Pursue at your leisure, English lovers.


1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to

present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11)! The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?



There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in
pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in
France (Surprise!).

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't
sweet, are meat.

Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a
guinea pig is neither from Guinea or is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?



If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese.

So one moose, 2 meese?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Is it an odd, or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a

wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.



P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
P.S.S. - Why does "Tony" rhyme with "bologna"?

 

Ahhhh, me know no engrish tongue is very twisted now.

 

I went out fishing and caught some ghoti.

My name is Phil, that's "P" as in "phone..." - at least that's what it says in the file (phile?)

The letter "c", except when paired with "h" to form "ch", is unnecessary.


As an aside... If Harold can be nicknamed Harry, where are all the Barolds and Larolds?

 

I live to perform live.

I saw you saw the see-saw in half.

I bow at your skill with a bow.

Why is Richard's nickname "Dick" and William's "Bill"?

Shouldn't "to" be pronounced like "toe" if "so" is not pronounced like "sue"?

One word: Breakfast. Wtf??? Shouldn't this be pronounced:
break-fast?!

Oh yeah, back to random links: Some of my favorite "Real Men of Genius" ads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqXzF4cx1ws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfq6J-rKns&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSEk8vxfgQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdKsndND2FI&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGNHIuCIyOE

Funny boot commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0l4l8Q7Dg&mode=related&search=

 

hahahahah!

"budd light presents...real men of genius!

singer: reaaaaal men of geniuuuuuussss...

today we salute you, mr. tournament ready button masher.

singer: mr tournament ready button maaaaaasher!

when you do a combo, you wanna make sure the last strike hits everytime.

singer: i love to do combos!

no need for hit checking. when ur last hit is blocked, you wonder why ur losing so much life...

singer: i just got pwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwned!

so crack open an ice cold budd light oh arcade stick destroyer...

singer: mr tournament ready button maaaaaasher!"

=D

 

LMFAO damn I miss those commercials. Nice find!!!

 

I'm going to give this to my friend to actually make an mp3 if it's alright with you. It's great. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

hahahahahahaha! yeah go ahead man! but if it turns into a commercial, im getting a small percentage! =D

 

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here's the link if the video doesn't work...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=akNJ6S2UqsE

 

Lol, that was awesome!

Following with the Transformers theme here's CRIPPLETRON!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5oBwvfDhT8Y

 

Human Tetris!

Walk it out!

Classic Batman!!

Owned by water bottles?!?

......wtf?

Gorilla + Water = ???

Dramatic Chipmunk

 

Those Transformers costumes are pretty cool, but it would take something fairly special to take down the big dog.

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9103/04pics44639xx3.jpg

 

Ventrilo Harassment - Duke Nukem Forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tplcioYlyuM