PSN Bad Games

hahahahaha

 

I like petelecofederal's signature...

 

Ah petelecofederal! Where did you come from?

 

PatelcoFederal: You my bags are pull es muy upset your techniques are furious. You have bad gameplay hate I have need of forgiveness there is none all your base.

Chill out.

 

Pistol Pete your Klingon battle-hate rage makes me to give the giggles. kkkkkkkk.
However, I shall continue to extend at you the Finger of Friendliness.
You may learn the much, I can offer my teaching of you to climb in a rank, but you must pull the Finger first.
More the gameplay hint for your learning: Press the all buttons randomly and faster than the possible, while scream at a the television, like the anger Klingon.

 

From far away
A place where there dragons
and invisible ninjas lol

 

@IvorB, there are the many dragons
and invisible ninjas lol at the from far away a Brazil.

 

Real talk man, I saw Dragons everyday here, and I never walk on the shadows, there might be invisible Ninjas there.

 

He he. Sounds cool. I would like to see a dragon in my lifetime. Invisible ninjas worry me though...

 

Not sure if this has been established or not, but KyleVF is a plug puller. My buddy was using one of my alt accounts and stomped his Vane pretty hard. As soon as the replay came up, he was gone with the quickness...

Just wanted to throw that out there...

 

Not really. Spamming low punch doesn't make you an asshole, and being a low skilled player doesn't make one deserve to be in the bad games thread. You need to clarify yourself.

 

What is a bad game then...?

 

I'd say a bad game is when someone disconnects, seems to lag the game intentionally or harasses you with hate mail. If someone is mashing 2p.....in the words of our wise skylord, it's on u

 

B3llAtlantis: Please allow me to describe your fighting style. One of the tell-tale signs of a new VF player is the amount of crouching jabs per round. This number is divided by the number of rounds played and multiplied to the second power by the number of sequential crouching jabs placed per crouching jab session to equal a quotient of GN; or garbage-ness. CJ/RPx2JP=GB

With that being said; you use a character who is basically a series of high-low guessing games, (or Cho-ka Han-ka for any yakuza reading this) and though the difficulty is intrinsically tilted in your favor because of this fact, still (STILL!!!!!) need to rely on mashing the crouching jab.

You sir, are the very antagonist to all things manly and honorable.

Bad games bitch, bad games.

 

Learn to deal with down punch. back dash, evade etc.

 

Again, learn to deal with down punch and BellAtlantis has a decent Lei Fei.

 

You do know that everyone will be hurling 2Ps at you after reading this, right?

 

Aim for the face.

 

L-olonois
Playing this guy on rank he picks Aoi for 2 matches (my wins)
3rd match a demotion match for him he switches to akira (his main i think), he wins 1st round i win the 2nd round
3rd i got a full life bar he got almost none i get him laying down on the edge on the screen i back up he is waiting doing nothing and than jumps out of the screen by himself
and... "disconnected from the other player"
sigh....

 

I've seen that pattern from him before - though it could be Akira, Pai or Aoi he's using. He has the same bad habits for fundamentals with all of them, and if he loses a few in a row you can expect a ragequit whether or not rank is on the line. Nice though that he tends to stick around for a few games before doing it. He only rages when he *knows* he's been worked out - most of the time he really believes he can flowchart his way back into a match with unsafe strings and the (2p/evade) option select. And if not then he'll stop with the strings and instead whiff randomly with kicks/elbows from distance. Once those things stop 'working' the line will drop.