Phelps and the fatty

Australian humor just makes me long for more Chaser's War episodes.

 

Water Pipe

There are lots of ways to enjoy marijuana. You can smoke a joint, roll a blunt, eat a brownie, take a shotgun, pack a bowl, stuff a one hitter, eat it raw.

If you want you can eschew the whole "mind altering experience" thing and just buy a shirt or some shoes or some rope or a belt and a backpack to match your hemp necklace and nifty close cousin to weed seed filled hacky sack.

Many people enjoy the craft of rolling left handed cigarettes and give them names like "spliffs" and "j's" and "doobies". The more revolutionary among us construct a B-Legit (two blunts put together to make one long blunt) or a 3-Legit (three blunts put together to make one really long blunt) or combine the B-legit to the doublewide (c'mon) for a people pleasing Generalissimo.

Recently archeologists discovered a 2700 year old corpse in China who was buried with a little sack of weed. The article I read went onto say that the plant had lost it's potency. I wonder how far down the list the scientists let "can we get high off that?" get before curiosity steered them to the *ahem* gas chromatograph. I wonder if the stuff wasn't dope cause the buried shaman guy had managed to get high after he died.

These days you don't even have to smoke to inhale. Spend $200 on a vaporizer and you can have your marijuana heated to below its flashpoint & enjoy a THC rich vapor which doesn't include many of the carcinogenic compounds and lung gunking crud the normal smoke of burning delivers.

So pick your poison. Pick your poison but choose wisely. Pick a way to enjoy marijuana that expresses something about you. You the epicure who likes brownies and cakes and cookies. You the neohippie who needs to wear it on your person and advertise your solidarity with the plant. You the world-changer who needs to create new things and expand what is possible. You the would be Indiana Jones searching for a way to communicate to those who speak Hovitos. You the guy worried about lung cancer and the years your "hobby" is stealing from your life.

You the 14 time olympic swimming gold medalist who can only express his mastery of all things aquatic by using his massive lungs to take monster hits from a WATER pipe.

 

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Maybe if he wasn't tokin' he'd actually be able to swim breast stroke.

Because of this, my only current hero is Kosuke Kitajima.

 

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I did
first line:
"Got this from Sherdog"

 

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Great post Sanjuro Akira!!

I had a Volcano Vaporizer for a couple of years and it's ok (I'm back to bongs again...) but it was one of the only apparatuses I've ever seen that would make an experienced smoker say, "no more." I noticed you said spend $200 to get one but they are a lot more. A new Volcano, imported from it's native country of Germany will cost you between $500-$550... I got mine used from a buddy for $350 and later re-sold it for the 3rd time for $150. The thing has resale value.

I noticed you left off the notorious "God Father" blunt. Where you don't unwrap it at all. So, for example, you would take the Garcia (garshah) and roll it between your fingers till you've teased all of the tobacco out, you're left with a hollow cigar wrap. Then you take some finely chopped "treason" and stuff it back inside the pre-rolled Garcia until it's been tightly filled with your special breed of "wacky tabaccy". It comes out huge, but there's no good way to get the "cancer-paper" out...

 

Josh you left out "what Phelps should of written/said."

You had people thinking this really came from Michael Phelps.

Just stating you found it from Sherdog doesn't outright make it out if its authentic or not.

Before sharing it with us did you know if it was real or not? If you knew someone else wrote it why didn't you mention that in the original post?

 

False Hype! Yaafi to the fourth. Fooled me you assdumbjosh. Teh f1x0r3d!

 

Hahaha, I copied and pasted it on an email to a bunch of people. I titled it "Michael Phelps Letter" XD
I really thought it was him that wrote it after everybody else chimed in saying "Go Phelps" I thought you guys did the research that I shoulda done =/
Well, fool me once... shame on... wait, how does it go again? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

 

DeanPWNED!