IS IRON MIKE TYSON STILL THE MAN?

Discussion in 'General' started by kungfusmurf, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. sanjuroAKIRA

    sanjuroAKIRA Well-Known Member

    9 frame Kenka uppers

    Is Mike Tyson the greatest boxer ever?

    Not if you've heard of Joe Louis. Or Ali. Or Sugar Ray Robinson. Or Rocky Marciano. Or Julio Ceasar Chavez. Shit. Marco Antonio Barrera is a better "boxer" than Mike Tyson ever was or will be. So is Roy Jones Jr., just to name two guys swinging right now. Don't be too impressed by the brutal KO tapes featuring second rate fighters who pissed their pants and ran or took a knee as soon as the opening bell sounded. Anyone who Tyson EVER FAUGHT who was actually willing to and capable of giving Tyson a fight (no small feat, to be sure) bested him in the ring. Holyfield is decidedly average in the pantheon of heavyweight champions and he bested Tyson easily. Buster Douglas? The "greatest boxer ever" wouldn't, IN HIS PRIME, get KO'd by a chump like this. I mean, Lennox Lewis absolutely SCHOOLED Tyson, whether you think it was fair for him to use his longer arms or not.

    Mike Tyson? Great fighter, no doubt. Fearsome KO power with both hands and excellent movement & defense besides. But you have never seen, nor will you see him triumph in the kind of WAR the greatest fighters win. His braingame is poor. His will flees in the face of great adversity. Gotta love those 9 frame kenka uppers though.
     
  2. replicant

    replicant Well-Known Member

    ...

    CreeD: I did admit to playing Devils Advocate.
    Bungle: Ohhh, it's Mr. Bandwagon. As always you lash out in hopes of getting a pat on the back from some gimp here. Move on young man.
    Fishie: He's not that good at insults to gain your admiration. He's remedial at best.
     
  3. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle Well-Known Member

    Re: gimps galore

    mr. bandwagon - larf, that's a fucking riot! so, you're not only a troll asshole, you're a reactionary dipshit as well. but you're new here, so if your dyslexia isn't giving you too much trouble, you should try and read some of my older posts. it should be apparent to even a jackass like you that i've always said what i've said w/o giving a fuck about anyone else.

    if anyone is having any trouble moving on, it's clearly you, chimp.
     
  4. CreeD

    CreeD Well-Known Member

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    CreeD: I did admit to playing Devils Advocate.

    You should give my reply a second look. In more plain terms, you should have said you were playing devil's advocate UP FRONT to avoid causing unnecessary drama.

    This looks like a case of a guy sprinting out of the store with unpaid goods under his arm, leading 5 other people on a chase around the block, and then when he's finally caught saying "What?! Why are you on my case? I was GOING to pay for it."
     
  5. Shadowdean

    Shadowdean Well-Known Member

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    Hey dude, lets say by some stroke of the devil you become a parent. You have kids, one is a girl. She goes out with Mike Tyson, gets fucked so hard she comes home with a few bruises, bleeding, etc...she obviously wanted it...I am assuming you and Mike will go out for drinks later, right? She obviously wanted it by means of being a woman and therefor being a horny bitch?
     
  6. replicant

    replicant Well-Known Member

    Re: gimps galore

    Bungle, I was here before my current account says. You have always been and always will be an arrogant piece of shit in search of a congratulatory pat on the back from the Jackass generation. Don't feel special. There are about 200 million + just like you on BBS all over the net. i know you're reallt trying, but cynicism and angst can't be learned over night. Keep up the effort though. One day you'll get it or be dead. Either way we all win.
     
  7. replicant

    replicant Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, shadowdean. The "argument" was over a couple days ago.
     
  8. replicant

    replicant Well-Known Member

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    CreeD: If you admit to playing DA upfront, then there is no way to elicit worthy responses from anyone. If people don't percieve you as actually caring on the subject they will not respond or will not respond in a serious manner.
     
  9. Shadowdean

    Shadowdean Well-Known Member

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    <claps hand> as Jacky would say...YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  10. CreeD

    CreeD Well-Known Member

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    heh, I disagree. Some guys will debate anything without conditions.
    Case in point the guy who makes four or five "final posts" in a thread /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif

    We can agree to disagree on this, though I think you're going to get more disappointing replies (flames, namecalling, etc) when you take a ridiculously unpopular stance with a straight face.
     
  11. replicant

    replicant Well-Known Member

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    I just thought I said I wasn't going to reply on the original subject anymore, too lazy to look. Oh well, in that case. Everyone can respond as they wish and I will not respond on this thread at all.
    This thread is dead to me.[6][2][3][P]
     
  12. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle Well-Known Member

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    >> I will not respond on this thread at all.

    you're hilarious dude, in a pathetic sort of way - do you know this is the fourth time you've said that, and it's the ninth post you've made after the first time you said that? way to go!

    that doesn't go far to help us believe other claims you've made; it's also especially comical for you being the one to tell me to "move on". if it wasn't already apparent when you first starting showing your obsessive need to have the last word, i think this makes you officially Full Of Shit®™.

    re - me - it's not arrogance. i'm seriously allergic to arrogance, and if anyone is showing arrogance, it's you; one can smell it reeking out of your posts like dead animal stuck in a ventilation system. you're the one saying in earnest other people must hate life and be blind and would probably be best off dead when they simply point out (even politely) flaws in your logic.

    i post out of irritation from assholes like you who can't debate or think worth shit, and then try to justify and rationalize it their mangled, pathetic and idiotic way of thinking. and while support is always nice, i certainly don't post for "pats on the back" from people like fishie (blluurrrghh). and with your statement you've also classified dozens of fine people on the board as members of the "jackass generation". way to make a horrific blanket statement, fuckwit.

    if anyone is painting a picture of the world around them and trying to rationalize everything, it's you. your reactionary and defensive angst and life hating lines are utterly fucking hilarious. myself and others you've classified as such probably appreciate life and love the good things in it more than you will ever comprehend.
     

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