Bad Games Thread

Wait... is that true?!?! I think I actually made a joke about that a loong time ago, if remember correctly... but I was totally kidding... just trying to explain why he never improves. Still, that does not justify his stalking...


I actually beat him one game using one hand... I just used p+k and kk every round...

 

JCD black will stop stalking you if you keep using jeff 2K+G the whole match. he will just quit after being spammed with it.

 

I don't understand all the disrespect...
I don't know nor care if he only has one hand, but he definitely has something that hinders him somehow. Him playing fighting games in that situation is rather impressive.

He should definitely try to mix things up a bit more though... But that kind of stuff is easy for us to say.

 

How hard is it to press a direction to move? That sounds like more of a mental than physical problem to me. But I don't dislike the guy. He's even on my friends list.

But anyway, I remember that Happy. I posted about that in the Shout Box and Seidon and I wondered if it was true. Somebody asked JCblack about that and he thought it was funny. I don't know if Seidon is joking or not about him sending him that pic of the one-handed controller.

 

Ok, so I wasn't somehow imagining that I said that...Good...

If true, that is very very strange... and yet, very explanatory.

I hate to speculate, but maybe the violent event that injured his hand also inflicted a traumatic head injury that created chronic cognitive deficiency coupled with severely impaired social intelligence such that he cannot perceive how terrible it is for another player who, though seeking a challenge, is instead stalked relentlessly by someone who is essentially like playing dojo ad nauseum with CPU reaction set to "counter hit."

I exited out of XBL around 10 times. I rung myself out over and over... I killed him in the most annoying ways, then in the most decisive ways I could conceive. He is like Jason from Friday the 13th, except the dread he inspires is not borne of fear but of tedium. He is a monument to stubborn human stupidity.

There are lots of people on XBL who I can beat like once or twice before they surrender and leave, even though we have good connections. It is a little irritating, but I would never think of making them fight me over and over if they didn't want to. And if someone were that much better than me, I would be even less inclined to stalk them...

He's like the main character from the classic children's book The Stupid Mother-Fucker Who Couldn't Learn.

I am glad that I do not know his location because if I did, I would smash his XBox into a thousand pieces and then I'd put all the pieces in a pile and I'd set that pile on fire and dance around the flames.

 

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing.

 

Not to be derisive or anything but here's a picture of Jack Black

 

And here's Barry White...

 

Whoa, slow down a second.

This is making my head spin.

 

This is Michael Jackson...




How can we be sure JC Black is black? From her name?

 

This is the bit that got me.

Mack talked to him one time I think, he said he sounded normal.

 

Agreed! In reference to his awesome pulling skills, I just have to say Darthy, you did create a very fun and unique experience for me in rank matches. You gave a whole new dimension to fun with this game which was, me trying to KO you before you were able to pull.

How many matches would you say I won against you that way where it counted the meter? I'd say about 10 in total. My favorites were when I upside-down kicked your rising attack for a HUGELY surpised KO for you in which you pulled at the same time, the game froze, but I still got my meter! YAY!

Or how about a few of the surprise ring outs over the wall when I did my flying head butt or 66K.

Good times dude!

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Oh, and I forgot to mention the extremely hillarious times when I would make you pull without even attacking, even when you had a lot of life left. I know... it's scary when I dash forward but don't do anything. =)

 

You, sir, are a hoot

Omlolg! I would be in tears from laughing so hard if I saw that. I wish you woulda recorded a vid of Darthy pulling on you just because you kept dashing towards him. Talk about taking cowardice to a whole new level, lmao!

 

Darth there always DOA.

 

Does anyone actually still play it?

 

Maybe. I don't know.

 

Yup fun times indeed although clearly in the past when you were picking on a newbie player at the time with Shun of all characters so no bonus points for that. And to shinybrentford perhaps you should give DOA a try yourself??..... especially since you have been playing Vf5 longer than me yet prob still suck worse than i do at it. Good luck with that then big chap!

 

Wait, JCblack is a girl?

 

no he's a dude I talked to him.

O and Darth I do play VF the difference between you and me is I have friends to play offline with. You know like in the real world not you mom house. By the way how that whole moving out and living on your on coming along have you done that yet.

 

Oh Darth. 90% of the time YOU picked ME. Don't forget it! Can I ask what was going through your mind when you would pull but I would still get the win and rank meter? I am so very curious!

On a serious note, and one that gives you props, you were never a newbie to me. Your skills and lack of trying to improve confuse me though. It's a shame because you do understand the game on certain levels.