Bad Games Thread

No, i'm Spartacus!

 

African Madman is terrible. He usually pulls before the match starts, I guess because I Pwn him with extreme prejudice.

There is no excuse for pulling when the connection is fine. I wouldn't even pull when it's laggy, just on principle. Take it like a man.

 

Trust me, NO ONE is on your nuts!

You're widely considered the worst player online. We've been flaming you for months now... Check it out, feel bad about yourself, you suck!

 

You guys are just mad that I kick your asses all the time.
I suck?! No, you suck! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif
You want a piece of me? Come and get some!
Jump off my dick, lay off and stay off!

 

We would, but you tend to pull before we can own you.

 

I remember fighting this dude and after beating him once, I came back for a 2nd match, he walked out 3 times and asked me to never play him again.


FAIL

 

Here's a few links to help you guys out:

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/shut_up.gif

http://www.foodservicerumors.com/FS%20Documents/Shut%20the%20fuck%20up.bmp

 

You just pull the cord when we beat you down. You've done it every time in the past and are known for it. That's why this is so hilarious and stupid!!!

No matter what you say, everyone knows how bad you suck, we've been flaming you for months already, talking about how bad you suck. This thread was basically made because people wanted to talk about how bad African Madman sucks. You should read it so you can see what people think of you, (no it's not good at all...)

On the largest English VF website in the world you are widely considered by all members to be the worst VF player out there. We've all agreed about how bad you really are so that's not even debatable. What does it feel like to be know as the sh*ttiest VF player on the planet???

Don't respond by saying we should play you so you can show us how you will kiss our asses etc. etc... We have all played and beat you before and had you pull the cord multiple times, so saying you are good or you would win a match blah blah blah, isn't worth the time it would take you to type.

There's hundreds of posts here about how bad you are, read them and go cry while hugging a pillow...

 

Madman, you have not endeared yourself to anyone by pulling all the time. It is considered very uncool. It is a breach of etiquette, dude. This (passive) aggression cannot stand, man.

People who play VF are generally nicer and more mature than other fighting game players and will try to help someone out to get better. You should just chill out and try to understand the game better. You would win more and have more fun and piss people off less. Seriously.

 

Lol, guys...guys...

Whenever you see him in Player matches just don't join.

If you see him in Ranked just wait it out, kick his ass and wait for him to leave.

This guy is a joke, he's one of those peeps who takes the game waaaay too seriously and just hates to loose at all costs.

 

Guys, I'm sorry to dissapoint you but, alas, I am not AfricanMadman. I know how bad you guys wanted to let this guy have it but, I was just messing with all of you.
Sorry... but seriously though... get off this guys nutsack!

 

<span style='font-size: 17pt'>LOL</span>


...that is all...

 

For all the boxing fans out there, my Lau treats AfricanMadman's nutsack like a speedbag.

 

... what???
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!

 

Oops...fixed typo.

 

Since you are not African Madman your request is
moot. If you were African Madman, all I would have
to say is:

Impossible.

 

This was the final straw this morning. Ladies and Gentlemen (and Betty, I mean...TheWorstPlayer), I give you the biggest piece of monkey-crap of a Vanessa player since African Madman: Salva1996. This jabroni does almost as much as the Great Madman, except with even less offense. After swatting what little he had to offer he pulls on me, all the while I'm trying to figure out how he got 8th Dan in the first place. I got demoted to 8th quite some time ago so we were "equal." /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Anyway, long story short: I swat his moves, he pulls the plug on me in the last round (he sure as hell wasn't gonna win any rounds fighting like that). As electrifying as the Tornado Kick is after the 10000th time at the same 10000th moment it got REALLY old. So to all here I'm going to do the unthinkable: I'm going to start working on Vanessa and see if I can't do anything with her, surely it can't be THAT damn hard. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif
Wish me luck. Heh, by the time you guys fight me again I'd have probably lost my damn mind. 'Night y'all.

 

Sorry but sarcasm is not funny. Saying an awful player is good isn't going to make anybody laugh.

 

Good because I'm not trying to make anyone laugh, just speaking
the truth. You sir are the best player I've ever face /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

 

Oh my god!!! Can you believe that IDIOT??? The same three moves at the same moment, over and over...what a fucking retard. Seeing this moron play puts me in such a bad mood that all I want is finish the fight and go pick up a different character. As opposed to you, the last thing I want is using Vanessa after a match with him. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif