Hey Yawl, Its The Tekken 8 Heat Brawl

I’m feelin kind-a jumpy, like I wanna smash
all my bros on the discord and they talkin trash
we start up a game and my heart is beatin fast
the fingers in position so I start to mash
my Leroy is movin slow WTF is goin on
I’m fightin this Victor Player and he’s smokin the HEAT bong


I try my Tekken 7 skills they don’t work no more
I tried my Korean back dash and I ended up on the floor
No matter what I do my situation gets worse
This Victor Player hit a button outta nowhere a HEAT Burst

All the Tekkens from the past they use to make sense
But now its all about movin forward throwin HEAT offense
All my Tekken defense that I perfected during the pandemic
Is getting totally destroyed with this Bull$#it HEAT gimmick

So I pulled out the Rage Arts , but even that started to Stall
I finally figured it out, this is the Tekken 8 Heat Brawl
Take my name down I’m no longer the leader
Had to give up my rank to the HEAT gauge meter.

This don’t feel like Tekken so what’s wrong you Ask?
The problem is Heat Burst, Heat Engagers, Heat Dash, and Heat Smash
Soon as I get in a match I’m up against the wall
Taking massive damage in a Tekken 8 Heat Brawl

No more spacing and chasing tactics for my opponent to beat
All any level player has gotta do is engage heat
Then its just mash, mash, mash til my health bar is gone
Lost my rank again to the bogus HEAT bong

All the high level Pro Players they are with me
No use relyin on ‘reads’ everything is a 50/50
Well at least we have the Tekken store so there is no need to panic
And we can trade in all our old Tekken Skils for the new Heat Mechanic

So goodbye Tekken Finesse , Let your Defense Fall
Just try to do your best learnin the Tekken 8 Heat Brawl